Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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