Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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