physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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