32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
