I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize
