I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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