I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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