you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
pray to the hookup gods
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
