My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Do plants get herpes?
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