i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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