Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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