Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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