My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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