Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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