4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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