normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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