So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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