HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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