I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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