How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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