What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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