it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Boobs are out for the taking
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
