Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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