I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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