It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you win again, gameday.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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