whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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