There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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