The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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