he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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