Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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