sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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