On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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