just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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