I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
wow bdsm is so cute
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
