God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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