Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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