Sry I called you an 8
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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