I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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