they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i came on her dog
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
