Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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