According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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