evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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