okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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