i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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