You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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