It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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