No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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