Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I lost the right to judge tonight
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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