there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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