Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
