how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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