Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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