This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize